I’m sure I’m not the only who’s noticed that Jermaine Dupri has clearly been checking out my blog. Not only is he smoking on a Dee & Ricky Lego Cigarette broach, he’s holding an iPhone (3G no doubt), and wearing Cazal’s (probably real, but that could be disputed). So, I’d like to take this moment to thank you, Jermaine. Not just for the decades of supplying us with child rappers with braids (I still know all the words to Kris Kross’s Jump), but for taking the time to read and support Tecknicolor. I’m sure you’ve been spreading the news to all of your friends and while you’re at, it please tell Janet that I’m truly sorry for her loss…….
Pic: Stolen from Dee & Ricky
Also, after she’s gotten her spirits up (it may be a while), please let her know that we’re tired of scantly dressed, dirty lyrics Janet. We actually really miss Rhythm Nation, Pleasure Principle Janet, who’s style went so hard new female artists keep trying to recreate it, unsuccessfully (Ciara). I know imitation is the best form of flattery and everything, but please stop letting these girls massacre a style that you created and own the rights to.
Disclaimer: Tecknicolor has not and probably won’t, unless I have a fashion epiphany, support overly ripped jeans that show pocket linings for men.
