@Ugomozie This man is telling me a story about how he dated a gorgeous blind girl in college…. I pitty the poor girl. Smh.
@deadstockric ladies, time for a new cologne..any ideas ?
@philfromreason “Don’t bet the farm, ’cause the guy who wins it from you’ll starve your favorite cow”
@TruthWasHere Put a gun to my head and paint the walls with my brains.
@thinkBIG_blog My 4-year-old son has a new motto: “It’s not time for chillin’, it’s time for killin’!” Usually says it when I say, “Daddy wants to relax.”
@bobbyhundreds Whenever I’m on the phone driving and a cop pulls up behind me, I hurl my Blackberry on the floor like it’s got AIDS all over it.
@OnAwardTour Everytime I leave a class dealing with the studies of past generations I am reminded of how completely awful our own is. We suck.
@MsShill In queens. Smells like hot dog water.
@JohnnyCupcakes Is it me? Or does everyone use the word ‘debauchery’ when they’re referring to a night out drinking?
@DeeandRicky meeting with CONVERSE™ today… Dee&Ricky™ & CONVERSE™…. booyah!